Wonderfully Laughable

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

  • Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
  • Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
  • Tony: BFF
  • Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
  • Tony: BEST
  • Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
  • Tony: FRIENDS
  • Bruce: Tony-
  • Tony: FOREVER
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grandsoulgem:

My favorite is the Caterpie one because he’s fucking the laws of Physics in the name of Caterpie.

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caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

…did Meenah just say “Calm yo tits?”



niallbecausefuckyou:

cuntagions:

every-thing-is-a-okay:

oceankids:

summer-avenue:

0riginal-sluts:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx


ashisaloser:

I can’t be the only one. 

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have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

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pancakestein:

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Don't let Rick Scott steal Florida for Romney

Here we go again. They did it for George W. Bush in 2000, and now the Republicans are working to steal the 2012 Presidential election for Mitt Romney in Florida. It’s straight out of Katherine Harris’ playbook. Florida Governor Rick Scott is currently deploying a massive and systematic effort to purge up to 182,000 Floridians who are likely Democratic voters from the state’s voting rolls.

In 2000, Republicans purged the Florida voter rolls of people they said might be felons. Fast forward to 2012, and Florida’s election officials are purging voters off the rolls that they claim are undocumented immigrants. The problem is that just like in 2000, Florida is poised to kick thousands of eligible voters off the rolls!

Florida has been mailing “ominous and legalistic” letters to thousands of potentially eligible voters as “non-U.S. citizens.” Unless Governor Scott immediately orders the suspension of these purging efforts targeting “Hispanic, Democratic and independent-minded voters” by June 9, thousands of eligible voters in Florida could be disenfranchised before this year’s Presidential elections.  We need Attorney General Eric Holder at the Department of Justice to intervene right away to suspend the ongoing voter purging in Florida and deploy the agency’s Civil Rights Division to launch an investigation into Governor Scott’s actions.

Changes to rules, policies and practices governing qualifications and eligibility to vote in Florida are subject to preclearance procedures under Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act. Therefore, the Civil Rights Division DOJ has the power to call on Florida to immediately suspend the voter purging efforts and launch an investigation.

We need to immediately collect as many signatures as we can. We are planning to deliver the petition signatures to the Department of Justice tomorrow, so please make sure to sign the petition right away.

As reported by Think Progress:

[I]n Miami-Dade county alone, 1638 people were flagged by the state as “non-citizens.” Already, 359 people on the list have provided the county with proof of citizenship and 26 people were identified as U.S. citizens directly by the county. The remaining 1200 have simply not responded to the letter informing them of their purported ineligibility. Similar problems have been identified in Polk County and Broward County.

It is worth nothing that Gov. Scott’s voter purging effort was considered so “flawed” that his Republican Secretary of State Kurt Browning resigned in February rather than participate in the suppression of voters.

We need as many Americans as possible to protest Gov. Scott’s scheme to disenfranchise voters and call into question the integrity of Florida’s elections. Voting rights groups have already called on the DOJ to temporarily halt the purge and investigate the state’s actions.  Speaking up in large numbers now will be helpful in building public pressure and moving the DOJ to take action against Scott’s voter purging efforts in Florida.

Governor Scott’s voter purging tactic is reminiscent of the one deployed by former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris. The notorious Republican provided the winning margin for Bush in the 2000 Presidential election, by helping to “wrongfully” remove 7,000 Floridians — the overwhelming majority of whom were African Americans — from the voting rolls prior to the 2000 election.

We can’t let that nightmare play out again. Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama are locked in a tight election race which could very well be decided by Florida’s 29 electoral votes.

Tell Attorney General Eric Holder: Immediately suspend and investigate Governor Rick Scott’s efforts to purge thousands of eligible citizens from the voter rolls in Florida. Click here to automatically sign the petition.

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dazko:

thor meets pikachu

requested by nettumbles

OMG YES

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now that im out for the summer.

What do I do now?



dekutree:

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myspacing:

I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason

Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job.

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